hate to call a dead guy a douche so i’ll just say he was a fucking cunt
Average Night:
- get home (maybe watch TV)
- decide i want to go to bed
- stare at a computer screen for at least an hour thinking “wow i’m not tired, i wouldn’t be able to fall asleep if i tried”
- realize “holy shit it’s late and i gotta wake up at [insert time here]” (happens to be 5 am this time)
- lay in the dark for a half hour thinking about life
- don’t get enough sleep
